last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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