It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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