Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
