My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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