While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
