Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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