I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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