Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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