Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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