im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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