i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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