Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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