I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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