I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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