Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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