Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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