nut hugger
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He felt like a one man threesome
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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