his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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