does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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