I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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