with your own penis?
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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