dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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