And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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