I'll bet she douches with gravy.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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