I'm really into asian looking animals
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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