She's JV to your varsity
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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