She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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