I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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