Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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