What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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