Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
