just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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