just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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