I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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