Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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