That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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