At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
