Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
