TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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