While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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