Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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