He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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