I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
