Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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