No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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