I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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