PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
