Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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