I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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