Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
is it fun? or sober?
dude. I can hear the air.
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